| EVIL ATTORNEY® WEBSITE PRIVACY POLICY How We Collect, Use, and Manage Personal Information Our organization DOES NOT collect, gather or process personal data. NONE. NEVER. NADA. This website is for informational purposes only. Your browsing here is private. No data is collected. We will not collect, gather or process personal data. No names, no emails and no addresses. We do not view, track, or analyze your online behavior. If this website interests you or you think the Evil Attorney® can help you it will be necessary for you to contact the Evil Attorney® directly to request a free consultation. See the Contact Page (insert hyperlink). This privacy policy ("policy") will help you understand how the Evil Attorney® name] ("us", "we", "our") uses and protects your personal data when you visit and use www.EvilAttorney.com ("blog", "service"). We reserve the right to change this policy at any given time, of which you will promptly not be updated. If you want to make sure that you are up to date with the latest changes, we advise you to frequently visit this page. But really, if after reading this Privacy Policy, you still think the Evil Attorney® is not the most discrete attorney ever, please move on. |
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What User Data We Collect
When you visit the blog, we will not collect, gather or process personal data.
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Why We Don't Collect Your Data
We are NOT collecting your data for several reasons:
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Data Retention and Deletion
We will not collect, gather or process personal data. So, there is nothing to retain or delete. Your browsing is private. |
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Safeguarding and Securing Your Data
We will not collect, gather or process personal data. So, there is nothing to safeguard or make secure. Your browsing is private. |
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Our Cookie Policy
Cookies? NO! We don’t track you. Your online behavior (your web traffic, the web pages you visit and where you spend your time) is none of our business. We do not view, track, or analyze your online behavior. |
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Links to Other Websites
Our blog contains links that lead to other websites. If you click on these links the Evil Attorney® is not held responsible for your data and privacy protection. Visiting those websites is not governed by this privacy policy agreement. Make sure to read the privacy policy documentation of the website you go to from our website. For that matter, read the privacy policy on ANY website you visit. You’l be surprised how closely they monitor your web traffic, the web pages you visit and where you spend your time. |
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Restricting the Collection of your Personal Data
At some point, you might wish to restrict the use and collection of your personal data. GOOD! You should. But not here - if its not already clear, we DO NOT collect your personal data. |
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CONTACT INFORMATION
DATA CONTROLLER DATA PROTECTION OFFICER DATA REJECTION OFFICER INFORMATION ABOUT HOW TO MAKE A COMPLAINT OR APPEAL TO SUPERVISORY AUTHORITIES |
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MORE BORING DETAILS
I have nothing more to say. The Evil Attorney® rests, your Honor. |